April 16, 2009
the original idea for the RE5 review -aka- airport boredom
- Chris Redfield: …KICK YOUR F---ING ASS!
- Sheva Alomar: Chris, Chris –
- Chris: I want you off the f---ing battlefield you prick!
- Sheva: Chris, I'm sorry.
- Chris: No, don't just be sorry; think for one f---ing second. What the f--- are you DOING!? Are you professional or not?
- Sheva: Yes I am.
- Chris: Do I f---ing walk around and stand in –
- Bruce: Chris, Chris –
- Chris: No, shut the fuck up, Bruce! Do I want - no! No! Don't shut me up.
- Bruce: I'm not shutting you up.
- Chris: Am I going to walk around and stand in your f---ing line of sight, in the middle of a firefight? Then why the f--- are you walking right through? Ah da da dah, like this in the background. What the f--- is it with you? What don't you f---ing understand?
- Sheva: (inaudible)
- Chris: You got any f---ing idea about, hey, it's f---ing distracting having somebody walking on through my laser sight in the middle of the f---ing head shot alignment? Give me a f---ing answer! What don't you get about it?
- Sheva: I was looking at the zombies.
- Chris: Ohhhhh, goooood for you. And how was it? I hope it was f---ing good, because they shambled away now, didn’t they?
- Sheva: Ok.
- Chris: F----sake woman, you're amateur. Capcom, you got f---ing something to say to this prick?
- Capcom: I didn't see it happen.
- Chris: Well, somebody should be f---ing watching and keeping an eye on her.
- Capcom: Fair enough.
- Chris: It's the second time that she doesn't give a f--- about what is going on during my heroics, alright? I'm trying to f---ing slay the undead, and I am going "Why the f--- is Sheva walking in there? What is she doing there?" Do you understand my mind is not in the fight if you're doing that?
- Sheva: I absolutely apologize. I'm sorry, I did not mean anything by it.
- Chris: Stay off the f---ing battlefield woman. For f----sake. Alright, let's go again.
- Capcom: Let's just take a minute.
- Chris: Let's not take a f---ing minute, let's go again. And not have YOU f---ing walking in! Can I have Tom reload me please?
- Bruce: Can I have Tom in weaponry please? Can I have Tom in weaponry?
- Chris: You're unbelievable woman, you're un-f---ing-believable. Number of times you're strolling-a-f---ing around in the background. I've never had a partner behave like this. Ehhh…you don't f---ing understand what it's like working with heroes, that's what that is.
- Sheva: No, that's –
- Chris: That's what that is woman, I'm telling you. I'm not asking, I'm telling you. You wouldn't have done that otherwise.
- Sheva: No, what it is, is looking at the zombies and making sure, that you are, ugh –
- Chris: I'M GOING TO F---ING KICK YOUR F---ING ASS IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP FOR A SECOND! ALRIGHT?
- Unknowns: Chris, Chris. It's cool.
- Chris: I'm going to go…Do you want me to f---ing go block your aiming? DO YOU WANT ME TO F---ING BLOCK IT? Then why are you blocking my aim?
- Sheva: I'm not trying to block your aim.
- Chris: You are blocking my aim!
- Sheva: Chris, I was only –
- Chris: You do it one more f---ing time and I ain't tracking down this bioweapon if you're still hired. I'm f---ing serious. You're a nice girl. You're a nice girl, but that don't f---ing cut it when you're bullshitting and f---ing around like this on pursuit.
- Capcom: Alright, I know, let's, let's — (inaudible) –
- Chris: Yeah, you might get it. She doesn't f---ing get it.
- Capcom: I got it, I know. I get it. I get it. I know.
- Chris: You might. She. Does. Not. Get It.
- Capcom: We made good adjustments. For real, honestly. I get it. Just walk for five seconds.
- Chris: No, I don't need any f---ing walking. She needs to stop walking.
- Capcom: I get that –
- Chris: I ain't the one walking. Let's get Tom and reload my weapon and let's go again. Seriously woman, you and me, we're f---ing done professionally. F---ing ass.
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