April 13, 2009
the brilliance of sloomie IV
- Cody: I don't see the premise of the new movie Obsessed.
- Shaun: The lady is obsessed with the guy.
- Cody: If Ali Larter wanted me to put my skin thunder in her it's not like I would run in the opposite direction.
- Shaun: Even if she was insane and wanted to kill your family?
- Cody: Well I don't have a family so I'd be clear. And if the insanity translated into bedroom moves that might break off my weener, you know.
- Shaun: Well sure, it would be fine for you, but I don't think the guy in the movie is in your situation. Also, maybe she has an STD. That might partially explain his reluctance.
- Cody: Yeah, but these days all Beyonce does is play with her new Nintendo DSi. I would need some womanly attention.
- Shaun: Where did the Beyonce reference come from?
- Cody: Because she's his wife in the movie and she's also in those new Nintendo DSi commercials.
- Shaun: Ah, I didn't realize she was in it.
- Cody: Yeah. She is. And now you've ruined this line of dialogue.
- Shaun: I apologize.
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