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Anxious to see how chainmail performs when not set to timeless saxophone riffs. about 4 hours ago from twitterrific

Conversing with my nemesis. My quips are particularly delicious as fueled by my doing sex moustache. 8:34 PM Mar 26th from text

@JohnMatrix34 I don’t need the girl! I don’t need the gun! I can beat you! 8:36 PM Mar 26th from web in reply to JohnMatrix34

Held my knife in the most fucking insane manner ever fucking conceived. 8:37 PM Mar 26th from twitterrific

Engaged in a knife fight. Lost knife from fall. Tried to burn my enemy in the furnace. 8:39 PM Mar 26th from web

Eeeah! Eeeah! Aaah! I feel good! 8:38 PM Mar 26th from text

Got punched into an electric fence. Recovered fairly quickly. I’m spry like that. 8:40 PM Mar 26th from text

Was on the receiving end of a particularly filthy proclamation of ‘Bullshit!’ 8:41 PM Mar 26th from text

@JohnMatrix34 I’m not going to shoot you between the eyes, I’m going to shoot you between the balls! 8:42 PM Mar 26th from web in reply to JohnMatrix34

Let off some steam from a pipe that was lunged through my chest. The chainmail didn’t exactly perform as well as I would have hoped. 8:43 PM Mar 26th from web