March 13, 2009
"Why in the fuck would I mean San Jose, Philippines?!"
Me, when trying to book a flight to visit my friend Shaun from “the brilliance of sloomie” series of posts. Never before since the invention of intentions has anybody not meant anything harder. I don’t even know where the Philippines are - but I’m willing to do some research. I just Googled “Philippines fun facts”: The natural resources found in the Philippines are timber, gold, copper, nickel, silver, and petroleum. I am entirely positive that information wasn’t fun at all. Also, considering these bullet-pointed notes were each listed with a different color of the rainbow, I’m becoming awfully suspect of them as “facts.” Perhaps they can more comfortably be called “opinions by girls” or more probable - “Wii game packaging.”
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