February 17, 2009

I decided to put off sleep tonight so I could take in some Conan as this is his final week hosting Late Night. Even before the first guest saddled up next to him they had busted out sexual harassment, money shot, murder and multiple rape jokes. If this is one final hurrah to completely get the filthy stuff out of their system before they move to 11:30pm, then I shall be watching The Tonight Show less than the never I do now. After all, if Jack Bauer can yield results by threatening 11 month-old babies at 9pm, I think you can show a masturbating bear two and a half hours later.

I decided to put off sleep tonight so I could take in some Conan as this is his final week hosting Late Night. Even before the first guest saddled up next to him they had busted out sexual harassment, money shot, murder and multiple rape jokes. If this is one final hurrah to completely get the filthy stuff out of their system before they move to 11:30pm, then I shall be watching The Tonight Show less than the never I do now. After all, if Jack Bauer can yield results by threatening 11 month-old babies at 9pm, I think you can show a masturbating bear two and a half hours later.

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