February 14, 2009
d money, the very best of II
- Cody: You ever seriously ponder deleting Facebook friends only because they are ugly as shit?
- Dave: I Facebook-banned a kid from high school because he tried to re-add me after I deleted him because he was ugly as shit.
- Cody: I like the way you took it to the next level. I'm in that same boat, I accepted this kid from school with whom I was never actual friends with, we haven't talked in a decade and I'm sick of seeing his ugly mug.
- Dave: Eject the mofo.
- Cody: Should I give him a chance and send a message that says something like, "Stop being such a damn eyesore?"
- Dave: That would also be acceptable.
- Cody: It might be a moot point to do so. If I were to delete him, I think he would know EXACTLY why.
- Dave: There's nothing preventing you from doing both... "I'm deleting you because every time I see your face I want to die."
- Cody: I really do though! (links to photo) No clue if that will load for you, but this is what we're looking at.
- Dave: His name is X? What kind of idiot names their kid X?
- Cody: Is that kid not ugly as fuck?
- Dave: I can only see a tiny little picture, so I only want to throw up a little bit.
- Cody: Well his real name is X, but he took the extra dick move to make a silly name - on top of the ugly.
- Dave: Is it bad that I'm considering de-friending you because you haven't de-friended this kid already?
- Cody: D Money - I wouldn't fault you in the least. When I see you on Tuesday I would be inclined to give you some money out of my wallet.
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