February 03, 2009

this is what facebook is for II

  • Cody: I would go back in time and abort you.
  • Michael: No - you!
  • Cody: I'm kidding, but you were all dick. Go make me a Chicken Kiev.
  • Michael: I never kid abortion. I fucking love it.
  • Cody: I love Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, I had no idea you were a fan, he's so charismatic.
  • Michael: He's my favorite.
  • Cody: Does he ever make you relabel your straightness as "kinda bendy"?
  • Michael: He bends it right over.
  • Cody: HEYOO!
  • Michael: OOOOO
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