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Clearwire rep Justin Thompson, via a story in his sales pitch. He claimed he helped a customer put his account on hold when this dude moved to Australia. Evidently the guy was so enamored with the service that he sent Justin a postcard from down under stating said quote. No this did not happen. I will bet having a penis that nobody in the history of the Internet has ever sent a postcard to their ISP rep. I will fight you, Justin Thompson. I will win in 10 seconds or less. And then I will meet your dad.