hot girls don't typo

When I think of the movie Titanic I think of general overratedness apart from the scene where the guy falls off the ship when it’s standing upright, hits the propeller, and then gets his spin on - there I think of spectacularness. While these feelings are what they are, I don’t hate the film either as it introduced us all to the exceedingly pretty Kate Winslet who probably doesn’t even know what a typo is. Now, when I think of things that are worse than (the actual) Titanic, I think of the 1:20 mark in this video. How dare you. Who the hell do you think you are? You don’t deserve pizza. Are you familiar with Yoplait’s slogan: It is so good? Well guess what, they stole that from pizza. Not only is it good, it’s the fucking best and here you are soiling pizza’s good name by making it look retarded. I certainly don’t appreciate how cavalier you were about casually tossing that delicious looking pizza pie into the oven like it was a hot pile of garbage. You would make for a formidable foe against Jack Bauer in the next season of 24 because you clearly don’t care about anything and that makes for the worst type of bad guy.