January 2009
16 posts
did you know?
Keep this in mind for tonight, just a real quick thought: It takes a real asshole to pay $135 to attend a New Years Eve party.
December 2008
12 posts
i'm starting to get kinda scared
So I’m over on Facebook perusing the News Feed section. From out of nowhere I get visually accosted with a notification letting me know that a friend is planning to attend “Frost/Nixon Opening Weekend”. White girls from Colorado that have met Kobe Bryant can now maybe relate to what I just went through. This is terrible… just fucking terrible. Guess what, friend, nobody...
airports: good times, great people
All during this past election it became really popular to dontate one’s Facebook status to the politicians. Of course, this was a fairly backfiery move to make as what was initially done to separate the parties only served to bring everybody that did it together in assholedom. So and so has donated their status to Barack Obama? Wow, grassroots indeed!
I mention that because it seems a lot...
this is just plain it
Fuck this snow. This snow is pissing me off. I can't go anywhere because I can't drive down my steep death hill. Been playing lots of Rock Band 2. My God. Indie music sucks. You suck and aren't signed for a reason. Don't make me play through your shitty music just because your crap didn't cost nearly as much to license as seriously good music. Like Paramore. Or, while not in the game, Kelly Clarkson, who is the best musicer ever.
this is what facebook is for
Cody: Can I tell you something personal?
Michael: Yes.
Cody: I fucking hate Will Smith's son. I'll never see a movie of his. When I realized he was in The Day The Earth Stood Still my already limited interest fell off completely.
Michael: Agreed.
Cody: Hate his face.
Michael: Ditto.
Cody: Hate his cockiness, just an overall piece of shit. What kind of a name is Jaden?
Michael: A dumb one.
Cody: Is he a Mortal Kombat character?
Michael: He's dumb too.
Cody: Agreed.
nsfw @ work
So I’m getting e-mail after e-mail asking for report after report for a client that already has all of the info. Very annoying. This is my reply to the co-worker handling the case:
“You can forward this to (the HR manager) and all of the (owners). I don’t care.
I will punch (the requestor) in the face. Nobody’s going to stop me. Not with my muscular arms. It would take the...
the brilliance of sloomie II
Shaun: Where did you find that ad (12/11/08) anyway?
Cody: LT had it.
Shaun: Just randomly searching for gay train encounters?
Cody: No no, I'm not gay. Love trains though.
Shaun: Understandable.
Cody: I'm all but certain you also are not gay, but what's your train stance looking like?
Shaun: They are a valuable form of relatively cheap interstate shipping.
Cody: Unless they're the trains in Under Siege 2: Dark Territory, Atomic Train or Resident Evil 0.
Shaun: Well those were shipping bombs and zombies - didn't say it had to be legal or ethically moral cargo.
Cody: US2: DT wasn't shipping a bomb, it was housing the hub that controlled the space laser.
Shaun: Ah, yes. Of course.
Cody: Feel pretty stupid now, don't you?
the brilliance of sloomie
Cody: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28006645/
That's some uplifting shit.
Shaun: I would have interpreted that the other way.
Cody: We're covered against a virus by seasons 3 and 5 Jack Bauer. We're covered against nukes by seasons 2, 4, 5, and 6 Jack Bauer. And we're covered against personal vendetta by seasons 1, 3 and 6 Jack Bauer.
Shaun: And if somebody tries to steal our kids to start an army of children for a revolution, TV-movie Jack Bauer has it covered.